A new issue of BAR came today and while I was reading an article on the Biblical food laws and their cultural implications, I came across a quote that tickled me and sent me off on a tangent. Apparently Lord Chesterfield had a maxim: dirt is matter out of place.
I love it! Boy do I have some misplaced matter. I find it everywhere. Just this morning Jesse was helping me by removing misplaced matter from the track of the sliding glass door. It seems I am rich in misplaced matter. In fact, it just may be my most abundant commodity!
Look! There goes a bit of misplaced matter! (furball rolling under the piano)
Aww Oreo! Your feet are covered in misplaced matter!
Jesse you need a bath - you've got misplaced matter all over you!
I'm so easily amused...
2 comments:
Heh heh heh. . . . Thank you for the much needed laughter this morning!
I love it! My children are covered in misplaced matter all the time these days. :-)
I'm glad you're blogging.
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